Vamping up!

I had a dream the other night that I ran into a vampire in the ladies room. She was washing her hands in the sink, and I noticed she had no reflection in the mirror, so I asked her "If Vampires have no reflection, how do they put on all that sexy vampire make up?"

She told me that they have to have another Vampire do their make up for them. This made perfect sense to me.



I then went to see a movie, and discovered that instead of popcorn, Vampires bring buckets of fish and mice to snack on durning the show, because they're small and bite size.



The more you know!